The Bad Book - Reading Challenge

INTRO: WARNING! This book contains nothing but bad stories, bad illustrations, bad poems, bad cartoons and bad riddles about bad characters doing bad things. It is a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very bad book.

BAD JACK HORNER:
Bad Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Pulling the wings off a fly.
He swore at his mum
Kicked his dad in the bum,
And said 'Oh, what a bad boy am I'.

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CHALLENGE RESPONSE: Complete a new version of either of these nursery rhymes by making it very, very, very bad. Submit 23 words (minimum) to complete this reading challenge.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill..." (Read the original) or "Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall..." (Read the original)