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Reading Zone Year 8RE3

The Bad Book - Reading Challenge

Due on Dec 02 25 words minimum
INTRO: WARNING! This book contains nothing but bad stories, bad illustrations, bad poems, bad cartoons and bad riddles about bad characters doing bad things. It is a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very bad book.
BAD JACK HORNER:
Bad Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Pulling the wings off a fly.
He swore at his mum
Kicked his dad in the bum,
And said 'Oh, what a bad boy am I'.

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CHALLENGE RESPONSE: Complete a new version of either of these nursery rhymes by making it very, very, very bad. Submit 23 words (minimum) to complete this reading challenge.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill..." (Read the original) or "Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall..." (Read the original)
Tom Richardson
Tom Richardson completed this card.
Humpty Dumpty sat on the toilet
Humpty Dumpty did a missive fat
The toilet beacuse it was such foul smell
Humpty Dumpty never went to the toilet again
Joshua Tankk
Joshua Tankk completed this card.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a chair
Humpty Dumpty had a massive burp
The house started to fall down because the burp had a foul smell
Humpty Dumpty ended up dying himself because the burp smelt so bad
Praveen Thirunavukkarasu
Praveen Thirunavukkarasu completed this card.

Humpty Dumpty stood on a hill
Humpty Dumpty had a massive fumble; 
All the king's men's looked at Humpty Dumpty
But Couldn't talk sense to poor Humpty.
Francois Helberg
Francois Helberg completed this card.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a barbed wire fence,
Humpty Dumpty fell into a lava pit;
All the bones and other dead people,
digested his body in a flash.
Matthew Yap
Matthew Yap completed this card.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Then they went to buy a drill
They used the drill to make a chair
They sat on the chair and cut their hair